Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Randomize
