Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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