Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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