When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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