Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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