batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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