we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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