honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i now understand why vodka
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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