in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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