Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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