Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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