Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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