been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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