better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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