Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
