Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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