I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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