i need an iv and a liver transplant
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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