I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
God, I missed his penis.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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