I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
