I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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