the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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