IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
How's work?
Spinning.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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