Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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