The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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