i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
