its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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