Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
There r osticjed everywhere
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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