I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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