We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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