just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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