I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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