biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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