found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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