how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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