How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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