he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
