After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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