I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Fuck appropriateness.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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