your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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