this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
That reminds me...we need to get swords
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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