i just google imaged poop.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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