I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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