she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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