I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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