I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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