well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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