No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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