Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
