Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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