guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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