Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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